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[hollow_purple]

“Hey! Its Gojo. Wanna hear a joke?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Not me, so leave a message!”

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Delivery!

[1stclasspuppy]

[ On Christmas Eve a present with too many bows is at the door. Opening it will find a 3xl very soft and warm custom made sweater - and a note: Happy Holidays!!! Thanks for being my buddy. Stay warm! ~ <3 Zack Fair ]

ATTN: SATORU GOJO

[duplicitymods]

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DUPLICITY CITATION No. 19370 Violation: Multiple Housing Violations, Breaking and Entering, Impersonating a Dominant and Behavior Unbefitting a Submissive Fine: 3 Days People Zoo + 2 weeks Realignment Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

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Invitation

[fanoperator]

important urgent text PRIORITY please respond promptly

[fanoperator]

gojo i'm going to the tea party which pearls should i wear with the gown you gave me

[Attached are three past photos of Huaisang with his hair arranged with different styles of intricate braids and crowned with expensive ornaments:
Empress Crown
Beaded Veil
White Flowers ]

[hollow_purple]

[ Gojo saw the message and dropped everything he was doing to answer it urgently! He didn't even frown! He took this shit as seriously as it was asked!! ]

I mean, if you wanted to wear pearls I could have squeezed some out for you if you'd asked earlier 😉🍆💦

Let me think. They all look pretty but I think the white flowers would go best, in my opinion.

[fanoperator]

Thank you, sexy. Maybe you could help add that pearl necklace later, after the party. Or even at the party.

[hollow_purple]

Oh yea? Would you show it off for everyone to see? Exclaim proudly that I was the one who gave it to you?

[fanoperator]

I'm ... not sure? That might be somewhat scandalous even for me.

I'll gladly brag about you in many ways.

[hollow_purple]

Oh well then, I wouldn't want to cause you a scandal. Maybe you could just model them for me instead?

Ha! No, no, please don't, if my schedule gets too busy with suitors I'll not have as much time to spend on you!

[fanoperator]

Sounds like I should definitely just model them for you and save all the praise about you for telling you directly. That seems best. I'd be very sad if I didn't get as much of your time.

Voice; UN: Yuta

[spoken_for]

Gojo-sensei! Hello! It's Yuta.

[As if someone needs to tell him that.]

I got your information from Inumaki-kun.

ATTN: SATORU GOJO

[duplicitymods]

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DUPLICITY CITATION No. 19715 Violation: Destruction of public property Fine: 10 days imprisonment Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

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Christmas Eve Delivery

[cryfrustration]

[Gojo receives a present delivered to his room at the Subway.

The gift contains one of the following (your choice or at random):
• a couple pairs of warm winter socks,
• mittens (fleece-lined wool),
• a knitted bobble hat,
• a small tropical peppermint cake (homemade from a Tyrian recipe--peppermint roll cake with mango compote), or
• some peppermint omnomberry bars (likewise homemade; in the absence of real omnomberries, he's substituted lingonberry and redcurrant).

The hats, mittens, and socks are not homemade but store bought and in a variety of colours and patterns--your choice!

For an optional encounter with the giver, go here.]